January 2010
1 tag
“I’m surprised the Ministry’s still letting you walk around free,...”
– Draco Malfoy
1 tag
Hermione, I hate your cat.
1 tag
Sirius Black: If anyone's got a right to know it's Harry. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know Voldemort was back! He's not a child, Molly!
Mrs. Weasley: He's not an adult either! He's not James, Sirius.
Sirius Black: He's not your son.
Mrs. Weasley: He's as good as! Who else as he got?
Sirius Black: He's got me!
1 tag
Dementors in Little Winging! Whatever next? The...
1 tag
Harry Potter: Hey Big D. Beat up another 10 year old?
Dudley Dursley: This one deserved it.
Harry Potter: Five against one. That's very brave.
Dudley Dursley: Well you're one to talk, moaning in your sleep every night. At least I'm not afraid of my pillow. "Don't kill Cedric!" Who's Cedric, your boyfriend?
1 tag
"I killed Sirius Black!"
Sirius Black: I want you to take the others and get out of here.
Harry Potter: What? No, I'm staying with you!
Sirius Black: You've done beautifully. Now let me take it from here.
1 tag
Harry Potter: First we've got to find a place to practice where Umbridge won't find out.
Ginny Weasley: The Shrieking Shack?
Harry Potter: It's too small.
Hermione Granger: The Forbidden Forest?
Ron Weasley: Not bloody likely!
Ginny Weasley: Harry, what happens if Umbridge does find out?
Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.
Ron Weasley: Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Hermione Granger: Anyway, at least we know one positive thing that came from today.
Harry Potter: What's that?
Hermione Granger: Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?
December 2009
1 tag
Luna Lovegood: [about her father] We believe you, by the way. That He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back, and you fought him, and the Ministry and the Prophet are conspiring against you and Dumbledore.
Harry Potter: Thanks. Seems you're about the only ones that do.
Luna Lovegood: I don't think that's true. But I suppose that's how he wants you to feel.
Harry Potter: What do you mean?
Luna Lovegood: Well if I were You-Know-Who, I'd want you to feel cut off from everyone else. Because if it's just you alone you're not as much of a threat.
1 tag
I hope they have pudding.
1 tag
Harry Potter: This connection between me and Voldemort... what if the reason for it is that I am becoming more like him? I just feel so angry, all the time. What if after everything that I've been through, something's gone wrong inside me? What if I'm becoming bad?
Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
1 tag
Harry Potter: How come you're not at the feast?
Luna Lovegood: I've lost all my possessions. Apparently people have been hiding them.
Harry Potter: That's awful!
Luna Lovegood: Oh, it's all good fun. But as this is the last night, I really do need them back.
Harry Potter: Do you want any help finding them?
Luna Lovegood: I'm sorry about your godfather, Harry.
[clasps his hand comfortingly]
Harry Potter: Are you sure you don't want any help looking?
Luna Lovegood: That's all right. Anyway, my mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end.
[they look up and see a pair of her shoes hanging from the ceiling arch]
Luna Lovegood: If not always in the way we expect.
1 tag
You're a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose...
1 tag
Severus Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Dolores Umbridge: Ah, yes. The time has come for answers, whether he wants to give them or not. Have you bought the Veritaserum?
Severus Snape: I'm afraid you have used up all my stores interrogating students, the last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison Potter - and I assure you, I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
1 tag
Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!
Ron Weasley: The what?
Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.
Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
Harry Potter: It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back!
It's My Party and I Can Cry If I Want To
What type of party is it? Rock and Roll dance party! It would last for days and no one would need sleep (for some magical and mysterious reason) All my favorite bands would play: The Beatles, Kiss, Van Halen, AC/DC, Queen, Areosmith, Pink Floyde, Black Sabbath, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Guns n Roses, Journey, Neil Diamond, Elvis Presley, and so on and so forth. With all members living, of course. Who...
1 tag
“Harry, you’re worse than Ron… Well, no, you’re not.”
– Hermione Granger
1 tag
“Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a...”
– Albus Dumbledore
1 tag
“Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you Harry, imagine having to live off...”
– Ron Weasley
1 tag
“There is no need to say anymore, Miss Granger. Tell me, which of you will be...”
– Professor McGonagall
1 tag
“I tell you, that dragon’s the most horrible animal I’ve ever met,...”
– Ron Weasley
1 tag
“I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for...”
– Albus Dumbledore
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
Albus Dumbledore: What do you really want Draco?
Draco Malfoy: Hermione Granger and a rocket ship!
2 tags
2 tags
1 tag
2 tags
“Everytime I look at her I have these pains in my chest, and I just know...”
– Ron Weasley - A Very Potter Musical
1 tag
1 tag
“The other day in English class, nobody could remember what the word imperious...”
– MLIA.
1 tag
